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date: 01.07.2024
made this page as a last ditch effort to start teaching people how to go about being taken to tlpd.
then somebody who had seen the page did something stupid and pissed me off.
now i'm taking a break to go camp some patience. it's a rare spawn. i'll be back later.

dear drones: do not waste my time. i do not have the time to converse with brainwashed drones who cannot accept, comprehend or consider anything outside their programming.

Hello there. Fancy finding you here.

	TL;DR	TOO LONG, DIDN'T READ REST OF PAGE:
	FIRST:	STICK CLOSE TO TLPD/AEONAXX, DO NOT AGGRO
	SECOND:	DO NOT PULL UNLESS GIVEN EXPLICIT INSTRUCTIONS
	THIRD:	IF OUTSIDER PULLS, DO WHITE DAMAGE QUICKLY
	FOURTH:	BE ABSOLUTELY SURE "OUTSIDER" ISN'T EXTRA GROUPS BEING BROUGHT

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Firstly, here are names and servers you may very well find me under (some the same name on a bunch of different servers.) Some names are on multiple servers. This is a short list of names, more may come and go as time passes. Will try to keep updated but years pass by in the blink of an eye, so...

Character Names:
Ponderance . Darkflock . Hateall . Antiprime . Emptyhope . Gushfactory . Prochoice . Swarmatron . Apps . Neininch . Cratersoul . Lessthan . Exterminate . Disrepair . Elp . Amontobin . Ayahuasca . Outcast . Blackhat . Ultimately . Rtj . Factchecker . Antipro . Brogina . Spiral (alliance) . Fretless (alliance) . Ponderance (alliance) .

Servers:
Area 52, Mal'Ganis, Exodar, Medivh, Illidan, Hyjal
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Secondly, there's a good chance the very reason for this to be written, will also read this. Sellers. Trolls. Rude people. So it's even more important this is followed when being taken to them, or one to all people will miss out and have to go back to camping the hard way.
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WHAT TO DO WHEN BEING TAKEN TO TLPD/AEONAXX BY PONDERANCE:

1) DO NOT ATTACK ANYTHING UNTIL GIVEN THE GREEN LIGHT

2) STAY CLOSE TO THE TARGET. TLPD / AEONAXX / WHATEVER. IF SOMEONE ELSE ATTACKS FROM OUTSIDE THE PARTY, JUMP IN AND GET A BIT OF WHITE DAMAGE IN ASAP. EVERYONE WILL STILL GET LOOT.

2.5) PLEASE KEEP UP ON WHAT'S GOING ON IN CHAT.

3) THERE MAY BE MULTIPLE GROUPS GOING, SO BE AWARE OF THIS, BECAUSE SOMEONE FROM OUTSIDE THE GROUP MAY ALSO BE LOITERING AROUND THE RARE. AS LONG AS THEY FOLLOW STEP 1, EVERYBODY WILL GET A MOUNT.

4) THAT'S IT.

5) THE ABOVE POINTS ARE ALL I CAN THINK OF THAT ARE VITAL TO FOLLOW.

6) NOTHING MORE TO ADD, WHY ARE YOU READING ONWARD

7) JUST KIDDING, YOU LOOK GREAT IN THAT, HAVE A GOOD DAY

8) ONE MORE THING, IF YOU FOUND PONDERANCE AND WANT THE BEST CHANCE TO GET TAKEN TO TLPD, JOIN THE CHANNEL / COMMUNITY HE INVITES OUT OF. HE VETS PEOPLE BEFORE HE INVITES BECAUSE OF SAID TROLLS HARASSING PEOPLE THE LAST COUPLE YEARS. BUT GET IN THAT CHANNEL. IT'S THE BEST WAY TO ORGANIZE A LOT OF PEOPLE IN A BIG HURRY.

9) IF YOU'VE READ THIS WHOLE ASS THING, SEND PONDERANCE (alts listed above, probably who invited you to this) A WHISPER SAYING "WONDERBOOBS" AND I'LL MAKE A NOTE SO I KNOW TO INVITE THE NOTES FIRST BEFORE ANYONE ELSE
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TIPS

I have avoided putting this section on here because I really don't give a shit overall. But they're nice. They made it so you can trade gold between servers. It's only locked horde and alliance. So any same-faction gold trade can happen across any servers, joined or not. You can also mail gold.

If just mailing gold, please keep it to the following:

HORDE: Antiprime-Area52
ALLIANCE: Ponderance-Area52

$thisdickruinslives
paypal.me/emptyhope
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